I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now
he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
If you don’t want to be Minerva McGonagall when you get old, then I’m fairly certain you’re doing life wrong.
Anonymous asked: I wanna use a TFIOS reference to compliment your beauty but I can't think of one. ❤️❤️❤️
aww that’s okay, it’s the thought that counts! and thank you!
How about “You’re beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.” :)
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
it was only a click
It was only a click.
now im falling asleep,
while im still on my dash,
i still manage to scroll,
when’d the fuck i post that?
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.